Let the Schisms Continue

Once upon a time, some time ago, in different times, non-Evangelical Protestants were eager to come to together and sing Kum-bay-yah, doctrinal differences be damned. That’s how we got the UNITEDs (TM) – United Methodists, United Church of America Jr. (Canada), United Church of Christ and Christian Christians, etc. etc. Sometimes it made sense to pool resources and sometimes they merged to satisfy certain governments that were unsettled by all these unsanctioned denominables. But whatever the practical reasons, this was all justified in moral, theological terms: As the triune God is a unity of diversity, so should Christians be. The small doctrinal differences were not important enough to fight about. Heck, the average Protestant wouldn’t know a lick of difference between Presbyterian and Methodist anyway. 

But in keeping with modern politics, unionism has lost its appeal these days. Recent years saw the break-up of the UMC into the UMC and not-UMC (the Global Methodist Church) over support for same-sex marriage. More recently, the Anglican Communion has started unraveling at a heightened pace. The beginnings of schism can be traced back to the founding of the Global Anglican Future Conference (GAFCON) in 2008 over – surprise, surprise – sexuality. GAFCON became a semi-official alternative to the four “Instruments of Communion” that united worldwide Anglicanism (incl. Episcopalians). The more recent – and boldest – rejection was that of authority of the Archbishop of Canterbury.

And now the Arch happens is woman (yay!) named Sarah Mullaly. This was somehow the final straw, not simply because she is an ally, but because “global” Anglicans apparently still prefer a male-only episcopate. For instance, see this Facebook comment from one of our listeners in Nigeria. So shortly after this great atrocity, the GAFCOM boys decided to give Christendom a true October surprise, announcing its intent to completely reorder the Anglican Communion away from “reformist agendas.” Ready to Harvest has a pretty good explainer on the current state of play.

One of the more regrettable similarities between the Methodist and Anglican defectors is that that the “global” moniker is not entirely wrong, since the energy behind these recent schisms is in the so-called “Global South.” Even as they rightfully bend the arc (of the  Covenant) of history toward justice, progressive Christians must respect the the fact that their developing-world co-denominationalists will take a bit longer to get there. And they should be given break, given well all that [gestures in colonialism].

Fortunately, these schisms may not be all that big of a deal. Reactionary church politics are not a foregone conclusion in Africa, where ENS found some supportive voices admid the misandric loudmouths. And one polity expert believes the GAFCON statement is “wishful thinking” on the part of GAFCON leadership and misrepresents the diversity of opinions that may be found among and within GAFCON-friendly congregations; not all will so keen to split off.

To use a metaphor-cum-pub-trivia-answer, these splinter-groups are like LIV Golf. They are potent threats funded or encouraged rich assholes, but may not have the staying-power to usurp the PGA. Or maybe they will, given the rapid decline of Mainline Christianity in the developed world. Stupid times are definitely ahead.

Your Sunday Semi-Regular Spiritual Roundup

 

So what’s new this week month? Nothing good, as usual, though are working harder to more regularly get you the good content that other people have already discussed more thoroughly on legitimate websites. But hey, we can try and aggragate some of that crap here. That’s something!

British Methodists Enter 21st Century: The John Bulls beat us to the punch again! This month, the UK Methodist Conference reaffirmed their 2019 vote, and will now allow same-sex couples to be married on church premises (gasp) by Methodist clergy (double gasp). Meanwhile the Yanks are stuck in a holding pattern while they try and figure out the best way to schism themselves.

Southern Baptists Avoid Disaster: Last month, the SBC managed to forstall the complete trumpification of their leadership. That doesn’t solve their problems, Oh LAWD no, but it does mean that as an “institution” they will continue to be just regular religious bigots, rather than fascistic religious bigots. They will also likely be able to hold onto to their five remaining Black members. And there’s more good news!…

White Christian Genocide Tapers Off: Great news, assholes! It seems your share of the Hellscape has stopped shrinking for the moment. White Evangelicals are still really struggling to get young blood into their churches. ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE WHY. Will progressive churches find a way to take advantage of millenial agnosticism? Is the Pope Mormon? Speaking of whom…

Pope Not Dead: Well Franco’s intestines seem to be recovering nicely. Still wonder why they insist on electing old guys to do this job when Jude Law already convinced us that 40-somethings could be just as out-of-touch.

Other Stuff Probably Happening In Other Religions Elsewhere: We are sure other religious stuff is happening elsewhere. The Earth is a big place, with regions like the Middle East, where things happen all the time! We encourage you to go look this stuff up.